Capitã da Minha Alma

1. You can easily show some care by just respecting the language. It is so simple to avoid grammar mistakes!
2. Most writers do not make great paper. Tree farmers do!
3. So we are usually inexpensive and easily tricked.
4. We often have conflicting emotions… and sometimes we can be as highly dramatic as a football player!
5. If you have done something we like or dislike, it'll find its way onto paper, with highly sarcastic smiles and anecdotes, or lengthy text messages at all hours of the day and night.
6. Write it down: you are definitely not allowed to read anything we write without permission.
7. But, when we show you something, we value honest feedback and constructive criticism. Just remember to be specific and lavish in your praise. And If we're being pretentious, please let us know…
8. If you really want us to love you, carry an extra pen with you.
9. There will be pieces of sheet everywhere.
10. We'll experience a lot of rejection (even being our own publisher). Please, be supportive.
11. But asking "how's that text going?" will likely get you fired.
12. We will either be obsessively writing or totally procrastinating.
13. Well... You probably won’t know how to cure the writer’s block... and you’ll feel the wrath of it anyway.
14. With tight deadlines and a little bit of stress, a massage wouldn’t go amiss!
15. Wordplay is our thing and we come up with the best creative insults.
16. That character is not you.
17. There is always, at the very least, double meanings in our sentences.
18. We love spending time with other human beings, but we need to be alone as well with nothing but thoughts for company.
19. We are loving and exciting, you’ll find more spontaneity and adventures than you signed up for.
20. We'll make your life a lot more fun and interesting.
40 e 10. You will soon want to begin smoking Patience...

A Fine Wordess, Drama Queen and The Unpublished Author

* Based on a dozen reliable (or not) internet links.